masturbation really has lost it's fun.
the batteries of your vibrator die.
you spend 3 days straight talking to your ex's best friend (who is also your best friend, who is also dating one of your best friends) about sex in great detail.
your search history constantly reads 'porn'.
everything's a tease.
victoria's secret catalogues are like playboy all of a sudden.
you start to forget what an orgasm feels like.
you don't bother wearing sexy underwear anymore.
your fantasies start to seem more real than the last time you actually had sex.
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